Flashing Lights jokes
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.