Flapper jokes

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."