Flapper jokes

Blonde

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A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."

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  • Irishman

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    An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

    Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.

    The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

    The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

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  • Frog

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    What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

    Fly

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    If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

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