Fiscal Policy jokes

If the government can print money,

Then why are we paying taxes?

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.