Financial situation jokes

Poor

Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.

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Mom

Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

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  • Lottery

    I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Payment

    If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

    Bank

    My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

    Will to live

    Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

    Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

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