Finalist jokes

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded.