Finalist jokes

Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?

Not being retarded.