File System jokes

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.