Fighting game jokes

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.