Fictional Animal jokes

Cat

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God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

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  • Living Room

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    Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

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  • Smurf

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    A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

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  • Alligator

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    [god creating alligators]

    God: See that log?

    Angel: Yes...?

    God: Now fill it with teeth.

    Angel: Say again?

    God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

    Dragon

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    Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.