Fawn jokes

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

The F in orphan stands for family.

Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Teacher: What does a pig give you?

Little Johnny: Bacon.

Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

Little Johnny: Wool.

Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.