Fatal Accident jokes

A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

My grandfather died in 9/11.

He was a great pilot.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂