Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O
your mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number.
Your momma so fat that she was used goods like the Russian tanks
ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar,hey said sorry we don't sell food her
ur mum so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost
ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor
Your so Fat That You BROKE Thanos snap
Your so fat that when Thanos snaped his finger you broke the correction
Shut the fuck up u fat bitch u always like to roast others but u cant walk up the stairs whithout passing out u fat stupid bitch and i caught you break into someones house just to steal a peace of candy fat ass bitch.
Your so fat when you walk into the mall you were the mall
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
when my friend fell i didn't crack up but the sidewalk did.
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
youβre so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
youβre so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
βA B C D E F G, get ur butt off of meβ
