Fat mama jokes
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Fat jokes and mom jokes馃槀
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He鈥檇 have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama鈥檚 so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
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Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.