Family day jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.