Family day jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.