Eyelid jokes
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
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Harry potter-Book 4-Chapter 32-page 638 "kill the spare" A swishing noise and a second voice, which screeched the words to the night: "Avada Kedavra!" A blast of green light blazed through Harry's eyelids, and he heard something heavy fall to the ground beside him; the pain in his scar reached such a pitch that he reached. and then it diminished; terrified of what he was about to see, he opened his stinging eyes. Cedric was lying spread-eagled on the ground beside him. He was dead. That.. I. Made me cry...
Guys I have something to share So a while ago I was talking about getting double eyelid surgery and how I was not sure if I wanted to get it right Well basically for like an early Christmas present my mom scheduled an appointment In Korea there’s not much of a gift giving thing on Christmas so this was basically my moms gift I don’t want it but it’s Tommorow Help
Hello everyone, it's me again. Sorry if the text looks weird. I was using a translator and wanted to have a serious conversation. So in Korea, where I live, most everyone is born with a single eyelid. However, some people undergo special surgery to create double eyelids. It's so common in Korea these days that getting surgery after high school graduation is almost like a gift. I you might get it but i am scared to death, but at the same time its not normal to not go through it. help