Extradition jokes

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."