Extradition jokes

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.