Expiry jokes

Thyme

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I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

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  • Big Bang

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    The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

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