Funniest School Experience

this is wje buddy boy

how tf is ur name green

How?

Idk

hax

hacker

HACKER

HACKER

Nah

HACKER

what the shit

Im just better

how u do dat

my people

HIIII

wsg amy

my stomach hurts

but

take a shit then

green

hol on brb

I WANT GREEN

it’s cramps bruh 😭

ITS GREEN

YAHHHHH

WAIT

I DID IT

inspect?

GREEEEEEEN

nuh uh

j[p'

Nuh uh

I WANT MY MAIN TO BE GREEN

WTF IS MINE C\GREEN

then how

FUCK OFFF

Hey amy

GREEN

i hecker

Heacvkers

WREED

hey sacc

i a hacker

Te he

inspect element is wild

AHASAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i kidnapped matt and told him to make my text green

SCARY LARRY

Dis you?

break in fell off

Fr

botta cheat on my science test

W

Fr

PERIOD POO

STOP 💀

:(

HEHEHEHE

i just want chocolate and a hug

why?

kill me

wat type of chocococolate

cause periods

ASS

BOOTY

nah bruv ur parents will

dark

TERRIBLE

W

horendus

i’m not planning on telling them

Ew

Fair

*horrendous

DARK CHOCOLATE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CHOCOLATES

nuhu h

based take

EWWWW

its like eating bark

bro ur prolly a lil ahh kid

ouch my stomach

ouch

How old are you monke

i hate my uterus

*munke

*simian

#blamegod

nuhj uh

So how old are you little bro

nah dark chocolate is just asss

i do

nuh uh

bruv ur prolly buy the 90% cocoa ones

those taste liek shit

dark chocolate with sea salt caramel is the best

AAAAAA IT HURTS

Nah]

ong frfr

IM IN UNICEF

AND MY STOMACH

ur in uncle?

my uncle’s dead

oh-

mb g

Wait

it’s fine he was weird anyway

You mean these

?

i want that so bad right now you don’t even know

because if so these are fr

FIRE

🔥

y does the caramel look liek cheez

ouchouchouchocuhccoiuhc

Lol

i found a tylenol on the floor should i take it

ON THE FLOOR

yuh

No

dont

but it hurts so bad

AAAA

find some thats not on the floor

i’m at school

yesterday

my friend

Huh>

oh ok

gave me a random ass pill form her backpack

and i ate it

WHY DID YOU EAT iT

CAUSE CRAMPS HURT

What was the pill

idk

she said it was iboptufen

but

Were you high or was it just

it was literally just sitting in her backpack

check my posts 💀

form yesterday

YEP DONT DO THAT AGAIN

it feels like someone’s clawing their way out of my uterus

hi

dang

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop - Kanye West

What a strange thing to see

daddy isaac help me

what? why?

i want to rip my internal organs out

when?

I gtg rq

NOOOO

who

how

com baxk

hi any

amu

amy

hey

MY CRMAOS

i can’t write ur name

WHERE IS MADI

I NEED HER SISTERLY COMFORT

poor you

yay

owowowowowoowwoowow

ow

I don't know how I changed my name to green, help!

HElp me first

after some testing, you need to change your name and it will turn green i think

Bruver wat

HELP

It's either a mistake Matt made or it might be because of bhm

Uhhhhhh

please bro

Idk im not a girl

okay i gtg cause english

<3

I do piss blood

Cya

good or bad class?

She js said she left cause of English

Oh, it's only reserved to the kool kids klub (KKK for short)

Who’re you?

UHU

bro, what is going on

Idk i left for ten minutes i think they argued or somthing

From the looks of it!

Yea

Sack

ballsack

Sack of rice

how does the % add up to 101%

YOU WILL BE OUR SACK OF RICE

Mmm no

Waht

yuh huh

I’d prefer not to

but sack of rice...

wut

SCP number 096 has breached containment, containment level: pickle

Splendid!

PICKLE

how are the usernames green

The usernames are green?

a lot of them r. u colorblind?

They’re white to me

wierd

I have one too

I’ll try resetting

wierd, huh?

Ah! Now I see it

how did that happen

hi

I don’t know

It’s my first time seeing it

yo

hola

shalom

hello in oui oui

HOW DO PEOPLE HAVE COLORED NAMES

idk

That’s what we’re trying to figure out

why are name geeen

This is on mobile

Hunk I sent you a message on the uwu crew site

yeah

I am using an iPad

i got a Mac

you have a green name if you make a new account

Brb gonna make a new acc

Is this a new update?

Lol

oh. that's interesting

prob a new update

My account is new, I didn’t get a green name

the update was prob added today

The update dropped today

how do u know about that

I didn’t know this site even updated

me neither

I wonder how long the green lasts

prob for a day

Most likely

yo, this is cosmo

It worked

ye

alr. back to my main

yeah

Deez nuts

thats cool

Fuckin sick

Jake?

hi jake

it works

That’s dope

Matt should add colored usernames

Probably wouldn’t be too hard

I want a red one

yeah. to identify mods and ip banned addresses

think about it

Also, who’s Matt?

Or just for fun customization

Your dad

Ah, I see

idk. i feel like mods should be pink because that is the main color of wje

ip banned should be an ugly color

he is the guy who made wje and sw

sw?

Sweet willy

its the german version of wje

Ah okay

...

Where’d everyone go?

idk

...

Up your ass

hi

ouch

hi

theres been a new update or something, ig

...

That is not how inspect element works.