What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when i got out i noticed he was left for bread, i felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this
I guess you can say he xxxpired
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.