Exile jokes

Ex

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Ex

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"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

Killer

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I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.