Exile jokes

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

I've been looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer for the past two years.

But no one would do it.