Executive Branch jokes
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...
...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.