Euclid jokes

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.