Euclid jokes

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.