Etching jokes
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more
A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more