Escargot jokes
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.