Ermine jokes

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores."

Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER!"

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.