Erik jokes
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!