Eraser jokes

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?

A dirty whiteboard.