Entrapment jokes

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

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Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.