A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
I was on a flight to California
but my next in the Empire State Building.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
