Empire State jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.

“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”

“Why is that?”

“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”

Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”

There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.

First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"

Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"

And throws the White man off of the building.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

They lost two towers.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.