What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
Whats a Emo’s favorite game Hang man
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm. It gave me a discount!
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
How many emo’s dose it take to fix a light Idk bc they never came down
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
What is an Emo's favourite movie?
Suicide Squad
What do you call two emo's in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
