Why do trees never call Emo’s: because they always hang up on them
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?
Water, JK it’s cyanide
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why should you be friends with emo's? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off and when it expires they get rid of themselvs.
What makes emo’s jump
Bridges
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
How much emo’s does it take to screw in a light bulb Non they sit in the dark and cry
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
What do Emo's say to eachother? I likeyour cuts G.
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out