Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
(Not originally my joke, I found this joke somewhere a few months back) An Emo kid in a tree falls, at the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kids rope and noose.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
a blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
why apple trees like emo kids
Because they like to play yoyo with them
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Why do emo kids hate high fives? They’re always left hanging.
What do pears and emo kids have in common? They both be hanging
There was this emo kid giving a high 5 to a tree... but the tree left them hanging: )
What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would cut himself to death
