Elves jokes

Why was Santa happy?

Because he had 3 hoes.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Why do elves go to school?

To learn the elf-abet.

What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

What car do elves drive?

Toy-yodas.