Eldest jokes
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
Community talk
GENESIS 27 Jacob 1And it came to pass, that when Isaac was old, and his eyes were dim, so that he could not see, he called Esau his eldest son, and said unto him, My son: and he said unto him, Behold, here am I. 2And he said, Behold now, I am old, I know not the day of my death: 3now therefore take, I pray thee, thy weapons, thy quiver and thy bow, and go out to the field, and take me some venison; 4and make me savou… Read more