Elderly Care jokes

Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.

But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.

When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.