Economic Theory jokes

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.