Eastern Europe jokes

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.