timmy has 5 apples,
his train is 7 minutes early
calculate the mass of the sun
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention
why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed