Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Earliness Jokes
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
