Dweeb jokes
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?