Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
