How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.
Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?
Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.
He: “Do you smoke after sex?”
She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”
Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
Whats long brown and sticky?