How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? – Just Juan.

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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?

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Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.

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Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing.

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I know a woman who owns a taser. – She’s stunning!

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Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!

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How does NASA organize a party? – They planet.

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He: “Do you smoke after sex?”

She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? – “Bison.”

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Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

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Whats long brown and sticky?

A stick.

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