Dulles jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.

Why don't you use a dull pencil?

Because there's no point. 😐😑😑

If the noose breaks, stab yourself!

If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!

If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*

I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.

They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.

Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.

She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.

So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."

I don't like jokes.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.