Dulles jokes
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
I'm not sure if you have any feelings because everything about you seems very dull.
When your plane heads for New York...
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Community talk
i'm tired of everything honestly. nothing fazes me anymore. everything seems fucking dull. life seems more like a chore that i am done doing. I want to fucking die. but I also don't. I have shit to live for, yet the more shit happens. i get pissed off, I lash out on people. I'm scared. I'm scared of saying something wrong and ruining everything. I'm starting to break. I can't take this anymore. I know I have SO many … Read more
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