Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
