Drug Trafficking jokes

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!