Drug Trafficking jokes

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.