Drone Pilot jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.