Downing Street jokes

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.