Downhill jokes

The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.

What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?

A fat nun.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.