DoS jokes
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
Memes
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
What do you call ball drama?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I do not know.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!