DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭