DoS jokes
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
Why don't I poop Windex? Because I Pledge to do my doodie!
Put some Windex on it.
Memes
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.