DoS jokes
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.