What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RX XD INBOUND!
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
