DoS jokes
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.