DoS jokes
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Memes
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].