DoS jokes
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Memes
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.